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10月18日 New HomeI went and made myself a new Space. You can find my new home here http://bellafiedagain.spaces.live.com/ : ) Adios 10月3日 "Random Bored Survey"I was bored...........so I Googled "RANDOM BORED SURVEYS" This is what I got....first hit up :
10月2日 " Seven Months"Here's what I have been up to since June. This is also why I have been absent from the internet for the last few weeks. I chose to get my head out of my ass and get serious about learning how to work my program. It's been a slow progress because i'm still struggling with this whole "God" business. I've been waiting for my higherpower to bonk me on the head and say "here I am dummy". It's not that simple and so far....nobody's bonked me on the head. And so ends an era of one of my favorite activities that I used to practice regularly on this blog... DRUNKIN' BLOGGIN' !!!!!! (back in the day when I didn`t think that I had a problem....my theory was..... I drink, I get drunk, I love it, where`s the problem !! ) The Twelve Steps 1. We admitted that we are powerless over alcohol and that our lives have become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater then ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact natures of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have our Higherpower remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove all our short comings. 8. Made a list of all persons that we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure themselves or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, AS WE UNDERSTOOD HIM, praying only for knowlege of his will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of thease steps, we tried to carry this message to the alcoholic who still suffers and to practice these principals in all our affairs. Seven months sober. Seven very very very long months. " Some Things Never Change....."WOWWWZERS !!!! And I do stress the wowwwwwzers. It's funny...or should I say strange, whatever, either way....this last year so much has changed. Soooo much. Almost every aspect of my life has changed completely. The major change is the fact that I moved half way across the country and nothing is the same at all. Nothing, not one single thing. Then I come here. Here....where i've not visited, nor blogged in over a year.....and it's still here. The very same way that I left it. I looked through the albums and entries and such...and smiled. Some things never change........and that's a huge comfort at a time when everything is turned upside down. I have so many pictures and things that I could put up in my albums. I have so much to say, so much to write about as i'm seeing things around me in an entirely new way. But of course...it is all new to me. I am rather homesick, there is so much that I left behind. AND OMFG....HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS !!!!!!!    (¯`v´¯) `·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´¸¸.·´♡ Beijos ♡ ♥ 
Omg....I`m going to have to remember my photobucket account now :S You know, it really is a comfort to know that some things never change.... 10月30日 " Soon I Will Get A Life "Hey Everyone !
It's me again, lol. I've been hanging on facebook lately, it's easier to keep
up with everyone !
I think that in the new year, i'll start blogging again.
Right now, i'm working THREE jobs and currently looking for a fourth.
Right now i'm just killing time between the two hours between my "real" job and
my crazy ass 3 in the morning job.
Needless to say, I sleep or work..work...sleep, yadda yadda.
I'm giving up two jobs on January 1st. Then i'll be back down to my normal job and another job that I can
do on Wed after work. I'll start to have my life return to normal and I'm telling you....I thought that I did'nt have any time for anything before, i'm telling you, i'm going to appreciate all the extra new found time.
Now I know what NO TIME really means. I for one am looking forward to it.
Soon....I will get a life.
Hope that you are all well.
9月16日 " Just ONE Question....."
What In God's Name Have
THEY DONE TO SPACES !!!!!!
No wonder everyone has ran off and joined Facebook !!
8月6日 It's Been...erm...A Long Time ??Okay...so it's erm...been awhile.
A very long while, lol.
I'm kinda suprised this is still here, God only knows the last time that I poked my nose in here.
I'm amazed that I still have MUSIC !! Whoooooooooooot !
I kinda got swollowed up by real life and real life issues. I think that I need to recover all the stuff that I used
to enjoy and go back to my roots. I changed alot the past year but I also managed to lose big parts of myself
as well....some of those things I need to find again. The things that used to make me happy.
Some of the good changes ? The one that i'm most proud of is that I lost 41 pounds....never thought that I would or could do that...i've been this steady weight for over 10 years and it I thought it to be impossible. I made afew changes and after sticking with them, it just seemed to melt off...another thing...I don't own a scale so there was no presure.
I really had no idea that i'd actually LOST THAT much until I went to Old Navey afew weekends ago to buy some new cute joggin capris.....size small ?? WTF ? Then I noticed....really noticed....all my pants and shorts...i need belts for...my undies are falling off...and my bras don't fit.....(i just thought i'd stretched them out ) My clothes hang....I knew i lost some...but i was not prepared to see just how much. I celebrated by going out and buying a bunch of clothes...t-s in medium and small !!!
I dug into the very back of my closet and tried on dresses that i've not worn in eons !
Who knows...mabey it was a combination of stress and my change of habits....whatever, i'm happy with that.
The rest.......i'm still recovering from.
But that is stories for another rainy day.
I'm going to try and get back into this and see where it leads.
I am a survivor.
10月12日 The B E E R WeekGEMUETLICHKEIT !
It's Oktoberfest ! Just click on Okoberfest if your curious !
Basicly, it kicks off the Friday of the Thanksgiving weekend with a big
KEG tapping ceramony...yes KEG as in Beer Keg..downtown. Then there is well...basicly..
It's a whoooooole week devoted to drinking beer...eating good German food and for some..
dressing in dindrels...old German dress. Can't beat that...well 'cept for the fact that i'm stuck
in some shitty factory till 11 pm but no worries...plenty of time after, hehehehe.
Our Oktoberfest is the second largest in the world next to Munich's. We get bus loads
of people from all across Canada and the States during the week. Oktoberfest officialy ends on
Sunday and that's it for another year. All the Fest Halls are booming and most of the tickets availible are SOLD OUT ! There are "Beer" tents at the corner of King & Fredrick Streets and the whole block of Fredrick is blocked off to traffic for obvious reason....Mainly a HUGE beer tent in the middle of the road....wich is oddly...three blocks down from the main POLICE station. Someone was thinking, lmao.
So..here is one of my oddest Oktoberfest stories...seeing this since I was a kid. I have ALOT of stories. But this one was indeed the oddest. On King St, our downtown. There is a Mr.Sub shop and one night in the middle of this crazy week, a group of us where down at the sub shop. I just bought a meatball sub and I was starving. Outside there was a bench so we went to sit on the bench...for some reason though...i was standing. I had carefully unwrapped the end of my sub and was holding it just poised to take that first bite of said meatball sub. This group of rowdy drunk men come out of the subshop and the one just dropkickes my sub ! One second the sub is seconds away from making contact with my mouth when suddenly this FOOT made contact with it. The sub sailed over my head and landed smack in the middle of King Street just in time to get run over by a United Taxi cab.
So I look at buddy and i'm like wtf ? And idiot was like uh sorry ? And i'm like that is my dinner flatened like roadkill in the middle of the street !!! And he's like....sorry ? I'm like well sorry is doing nothing for the fact that i'm STARVING I practicly yelled at this ballsy stranger. SO he pulls some bills out of his pocket and says " Here, I hope this will buy you some dinner ".
Grabs my hand and shoves some money into it then just takes off running up the street with his rowdy buddies LAUGHING his ass off. And I can hear one of his little friends howling at him..." I thought that chick was gonna kick your ass but you should have seen her Fu*&%(ng face ! "
Uh Huh.
Well apparently I got the last laugh. As me and my sub filled friends walked away in the other direction...I looked down at the money that he'd shoved into my hand. I almost fell over right there on the spot. In my hand was a wrinkled up
ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL !
No joke. I turned around and looked up the street but the guy was long gone...and I was'nt running after the Sub killer either. So...he did pay for my dinner...hell,
buddy paid for my groceries for the next two weeks !
Yep....Okay..well it's five am and me still has to work today, lol.
I'm AUDI
Oh..I forgot it was Wed.....I thought it was Tuesday...stupid long weekends..sheesh.
I'm Audi !  Hehehe...that slays me, lmfao !
~ Hugs & Luv ~
Bella
Cubby missed bubby and bubby missed Cubby....and now both Cubby and Bubby are back =D
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10月8日 Happy Thanksgiving! This is what i made with my scrap kit that I made...k..just had to show that off.
I'm going to be putting lots of PSP related things in here and my scrap kits that I make. Just thought i'd let you know incase your scratching your head over my last entry, lol.
 Happy Thanksgiving!
To all my Canadian Friends.....Save a Turkey..eat lotsa PORK ! Kiddding, lol. I hope that you all have a safe and happy holiday weekend ! And you better be eating lots of turkey, lol.
Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace
was to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and before leaving the house
this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys,
a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box
of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Another one of thease Just Because, lmao.
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together) Full Name:: No..I don't like my name..soooo Bella is good.
Favorite color?: Pink & Blue
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Not this !
Let's walk on the: beach in the sunshine.
Been In Love?: Yeah...
Swear?: Sometimes
Pepsi or Coke?: Diet Pepsi Jazz
Do The Splits?: Nope
You Touched:: Joe
Time You Laughed?: Yesterday
Where Are You?: In the kitchen at my desk.
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I don't know.
Fav Eye Color:: No matter
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Portugal & Cuba
KK.. I know it's Tuesday but technicly it's my MONDAY. And that's it for me...another day another dollar.
Have a Good one all.
10月5日 Shades Of Yesterday Yeah..the CAT is back. Today was a million shades of days gone by.
And not good shades either. But however, i'm choosing to look at this differently.
You see.....there is this WOMAN who is soooooooooooooo concerned about what everyone else is doing...mainly ME. Let's see....this person and her "group" sit acouple of tabels down from me at lunch. But the whole time each one is peeking over at me to see what I am doing, taking note of whoever stops and talks to me. You know....it must be a very sad thing that their lives are soooooooooo boring that they are soooooooooooooo concerned about what i'm doing and who i'm talking to. For the most part...i just ignore them or when one does try to sneak a peek I glare daggers at them. Wich is kind of funny to see how fast thier heads whip around back to thier own table.
This woman is just patheticly sad. She bad mouths everyone once thier backs are turned. I must say that she is the most two faced person that I have ever met. I've felt her knife in my back tons of times. She is just amazing. She can go around and talk shit about people but heaven forbid anyone say anything about her. She is so highschool and i'm actually amazed this person is in her forties. Does this bother me ? Her..i mean. Well it must because i'm actually blogging about it, lmao. But what makes people like that....Some would say that she's unhappy with her own life or herself. My momma once said...the only reason why people talk shit about is is because they are jelous. I don't think so...I think people like that just get off on bieng shit disturbers. They are not happy unless they are creating drama.
I'm not stupid...I know that she's constantly talking about me with her little group....the wispering..the quick glances...the decencey to look embarresed when caught. But then there she is trying to be all friendly to me and it's like...wtf do you want already. In a perfect world, I could just tell her to fuck off and leave me be. I have nothing of value to say to her. I would not call her a friend as friends don't go around seeing just how far they can bury a knife in your back when your not looking.
I think what bother's me the most is that this is sooooo highschool and bloody hell I graduated along time ago. I also grew up along time ago too. I'm too old for games and for he said she said. Sometimes...i think that i should just tell her that...it's time to grow up. But i think that it would go in one ear and out the other. For now...i'll just have to find away to tolerate it. But certinaly.....I feel pity for her that her life must be that boring that she's so obsessed about mine and what i'm doing. That is the way that i'm going to choose to look at it and get a good kick out of it. All my other friends think that is the way to look at it as well and that I should feel special that she wants to pay that close attention to me !
I'm a fuckin princess !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Kidding, but that's my attitude 'cause that's the only way that I can think of dealing with the attention lavished on me.
KK...bitch fest is over.
And off blog hopping I go : )
Toodles, too tired to put the crew here...
bubby...
dancing chick
wierd Napolean Dynomite guy..
You get the idea : )
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Yeah BABY ! K..that just slays me, lol. But I did it, I did it ! I survived my first day. The first two hours where HELL. The machine gave me a hell of a welcome back. In other words, all it wanted to do was break down and eat boxes or something stupid. Then..actual moving parts FELL off the machine. No...that's not supposed to happen. After that got all sorted out then it was all good. The question of the day was...."Did you lose weight ?" Um..yeah, let me know when you find it okay. Kidding...it kinda felt good but then by the end of thd day I was like if one more person asks that..they gonna get smacked. All in all, it was nice to see my friends again and it was all good. I think some people are still scared of me. The last two weeks before I left I chewed off everyone's heads. Well i was sick of bieng the middle person. If I do this then the boss bitched at me, and if I did that then the little minions bitched at me. So I told them all off....boss included. It's a positive thing though...they are gonna think twice before bawling me out over things that are out of my control. So today was wonderfull. It was odd though how once I stepped back into that place, it's like the last five weeks has been a dream. It was like I never left. Oh well...the dream was good.
50 Fun things to do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Now some of that actually sounds like fun !
Well that's it for me....i'm knackered, lol. Hope that you all have a wonderfull day ! I'm Audi ! Hehehe...that slays me, lmfao !
~ Hugs & Luv ~
Bella
Cubby missed bubby and bubby missed Cubby....and now both Cubby and Bubby are back =D
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10月1日 The Calm Before The Storm
Okay...i'm officaly freaking out !! Mabey not enough to go postal but yep...freaking out. One more day of freedom for me. I mean...i'm kinda board of bieng at home....bored with having jack to do all day......But you know...i'm once again semi sane. You know ? I'm really enjoying that. No matter...So today, I have a zillion things to do. You know the odd thing about this month off that i've had. I lost a shit load of weight. I've gone to work afew times to visit over the luch hour. There are some people there worth associating with, lmao. But they where marveling over the fact that I've lost wieght sitting around at home. But really...when I thought about it. I would drink about 4 cans of coke while I was at work....two bags of chips...a bag of candy...everyday during my shift. Once i was home...no more chips. The coke I replaced with this new Diet Pepsi Jazz Strawberries & Cream. Zero calories. I also discovered those crystal light mini packets for your water bottle. And i've discovered the joy of mango peach flavored tofu...don't gag. It's good, honest. So seeing as I don't own a scale, i really have no clue. Other then the fact that I now need belts to hold up my jeans that where otherwise tight. And my tight tshirts....are no longer tight..they just kinda hang there. So see....i gotta go back to work so I can buy some new clothes dang it. I just gotta make sure that I don't revert back to the old icky ways. This too....I think that once i go back..i'm gonna be just alittle bit more selective about who I talk to. The one's who are for real have proven it and the others have shown thier true colors so to speak. Gosh..i'm dreading it though like it's the first day of school or something. I have stated on more then one ocassion though that it is a tad like highschool. No matter. I'm ready...bring it on. I've basicly spent the weekend thus far just relaxing and trying not to get too freaked out about it. Needless to say, my house is very clean. I don't have anything planned for today...just getting some things done at home so some very boring mundane things. It's odd how sometimes things don't turn out the way that we planned.
Okay....could'nt resist....afew more reasons why Portugal should have won the World Cup...must be the men in black suits...Hubba Hubba !
I scooped this from Heather : )
The Ultimate Get To Know You Survey
STATISTICS Name?: Bella Favorites Favorite color?: Pink WHICH DO YOU PREFER Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
DO YOU's Do you smoke?: Yes..but i'll quit when i'm ready to. HAVE YOU EVER Have you ever fired a gun?: Yep...hit the cans too !
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MATURE List your top fears:: Losing people that I love. SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS Who do you stalk on MySpace?: Nobody WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR.... Love and Romance...: Bed...hey i'm tired.
K...now i'm tired....that was alot of work !
Well that's it for me.....gotta get some laundry together so I don't end up going to work naked tomorrow or something stupid. And that's all she wrote ! I'm Audi, have a great day peeps! 9月29日 Finding Bella
This should be titled....What I Did For My Summer Vacation....only more along the lines of.....What I Did Whilst I Lost My Mind ? No matter. I think it's been found again anyways so in that respect all is good. This vacation really did me alot of good. I spent alot of time working with Photoshop and Dreamweaver (website buider) as well as alot of time on an MSN PSP group that I co-own and co-manage. I cleaned up my computer....my house. SO yes. I actually got somewhere. I did ditch the drugs though that the Dr. perscribed for me. They made me feel all fuzzy and zombish. SO i stopped taking them. Not sure if that was a touch foolish, however after spending a week in bed....and feeling like my head was full of coton..yeah. I do miss the one peculiar side effect however............Bigger BOOBS ! Not shitting you at all.....it was bloody amazing I must say. But Bigger Boobs vs. cotton ball brain...hmm...sorry the boobs lost. I do have them here as a back up if I ever really feel the need for them. But i doubt that will be the case. I've got a slight handle on things now. I'm ready to go back to work. This time though...i'm not putting up with anyone's shit. It's not worth the hassle. So...other then that i've been doing some mad shopping, hanging out with friends, relaxing....yadda yadda yadda as Jerry Seinfeld would say. Not exactly print worthy material. The one thing that i'm most happy about though is that my zanny sense of humour is back....to a degree. SO....................now what ? I go back to work on Monday and shock the crap out of people with my new and improved attitude. >evil grin< Once again i'm going to become a slave to the labour industry. My freedom is over. Hmmm...anyone wanna run away to Cuba with me and lie on sand white beaches....how 'bout the Florida Keys? I think that I really just need to find me again....if that makes any sense..... K..MSN is pissing me off. It took two hours just to redo this page.....then when i went to return comments...ya think the dang things would load ?? Don't answer that, lmao. SO try and try again...'cause if there is one thing i've learned...i'm not a quiter
Interesting Google Search
Moving Tip #48
Ya think ?
Ohhh, someone sent me this on in my email... Reasons Why Portugal Should Have Won The World Cup
Yep...those look like good enough reasons to me too !
The Creation
9月11日 ~ 9-11 Lest We Never Forget~*Please Do Not Watch this Link If You are Not Prepared to bawl your eyes out.*
We mourn their loss this day this year
9月8日 She's Come UndoneWell i'm official off work until further notice. I quit but I don't think
that they are taking me seriously. I'm supposed to go in on Monday and call
the Company Nurse.....sounds like someone is trying to cop me a sick leave.
OKAY.....SO I'VE LOST MY MIND.
Everything had just been building and building. I went at it all wrong.
Work used to be my escape but there is only so long that can go on for right. I headed for the hills two weeks ago and have not looked back since. I'm actually getting pallpataions on the thought
of even going back there to discuss the situation or any situation for that matter.
Those people and the highschool bullshit and the rumours.....I've had more then enough.
And it's no secret that i've been stuggling with it the last weeks that I was there. Everyone has noticed that my personality has totaly changed...i'm not so sweet and happy go lucky anymore.
In fact...i spent the last week and a half bawling everyone in my path out. Wich sort of worked to an advantage that nobody dared complain to me about how I was doing my job anymore......Try it and get your head ripped off. Yeah..just like that.
Oddly....though.....since I've been sooooooooooooooooo cranky...I made a comment to a co-worker that i'm sorry if i've been a bitch but i'm sick of people's shit...and he says...that's okay everyone thinks that your pregnant anyways....WTF is that shit. Come here so I can knock you sideways.
Yeah...SO more time to spend on zee blog....just a quick entry to vent ...
~beijos~
8月27日 Jokes & Other Funny Junk Hey all...what's up ? Hope you all are having a great weekend.
I'm enjoying one of my last Saterdays of freedom before the *coughs*
manditory six day week kicks in. Ya know...I could get out of this.
I'd just have to become a Seventh Day Adventist...or something like that.
Apparently, they DO NOT work on Saterday or something to that effect.
Me's gonna have to look into that.
One plus...extra money since Christmas is coming up around the corner.
But other then that, getting my ass worked to death is not exactly something
that I see as a bonus. We will have to see how this works out. I hope that they do not do
it for long, but who knows with them...they can do anything that they want at this point.
Funny how they fuck up and we have to pay the piper. Mabey some of the big CEO's should
come on down and sling some boards with us and see it's not exactly a picnic in a hot
dusty ugly ass factory.
Okay...me's gonna share some jokes with you.
 If you have raised kids (or remember being one), and gone through the
pet syndrome stage, including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies".. "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife. "Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!) "No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together). "Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed. "Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you think?) By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth." "OH, Gross!", they shrieked. "Well, isn't THAT just Great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. don't you?) We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later. "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something, Dad!" my son urged. "Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results. "Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?) "Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged. "I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.) The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass. "What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically. "Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked. "Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr.. Cameron." We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just...Excited," my wife offered. "Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly. "What's so damn funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing what the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness. Tears were now running down her face. "It's just...that... I'm picturing you pulling on its...its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more. "That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Veterinarian and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay. "I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me. "Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.... You have no idea at all.... 2 - lizards - $140... 1 - Cage - $50... A trip to the Vet - $80... Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's lil wacker -.....Priceless...!  SEX IN THE DARK
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! (the silent kind) Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids." Okay...i've been into the martini's....ehehe...I will add some more
later when I can think straight and it's not all fuzzy wuzzy.....
Hehehe...that slays me, lmfao !
~ Hugs & Luv ~
Bella
Cubby missed bubby and bubby missed Cubby....and now both Cubby and Bubby are back =D
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8月25日 I Am Not Dead...yet anyways....I'm not going to get into how shitty my week has been.
But i'll give you a small example.....Our work has announced plans
for a MANDITORY SIX DAY WORK WEEK....that's right.
Secondly....working at my place of employment is the equivalent of
bieng in freaking highschool...only thing is high schoolers are probably more
mature. So the stress factor has been through the roof and i'm basicly sick
of people. That's right...the ones that I have to work with day in and day out but for a
wee tiny handfull. Stack High...yup..that be us. I think we sling more Drama then wood.
Time to be checking out some possible job options...mabey this is a good time to
do the back to school thing...surely the students have to be more mature then the
bone headed idiots that I work with who shall remain nameless...seeing as some of the useless backstabing fucks have access to my blog
 That's right....want you knife back R O N I
 Anyways, so i'm going to try and pay some more attention to my blog but i'll prolly be one of those who post twice a week and spend my time returning comments.
I'm not ready to throw in the towel just yet. After the long weekend and with the first couple of weeks of this S I X day shit...i'm sure i'll be dead on my feet. Sometime this weekend i'll actually post a REAL blog, lol. But for now I just needed to vent some provirbial air.
Luv ya's
~beijos~
The Bella
8月10日 ~Spot Check~ Well here I sit again....dang insomnia. You know how hard it is to be quiet when the whole
house is sleeping ??? Of course that is when your puter chair squeaks the loudest...or
you stub your toe in the darkness while trying to find your way to the fridge. Wich of course
has no food in it...well nothing that looks appealing anyways. It's not like your going to
start cooking waffles and sausages at 4:30 am either.
The kid next door has like 20 brats in his flat, music...yelling...teenage drama. An hour ago the
fire alarms went of in the entire building and said 20 teenagers stampeded through
the building like a heard of wild elephants only to slink back once the comotion
died down..good luck trying to sleep with that noise!
Not like you can use your energy in a positive way such as clean the house. Too much
racket ! So here I sit, trying to find things to keep me occupied. Meh..and to think in a mear few hours we are off to the *wispers* beach. I might just fall asleep in the sand and totaly fry
myself again. I'm fading, lmao.
Okay.....hehehe, thanks for the joke Kelly :) I don't have um...any problems with that either so no worries about bieng replaced by a um...frog, lmao.
Okay...i'm bored so I dug this up....
 What is your salad dressing of choice? Raspberry Vinagrette What is your favorite fast food restaurant? None at the moment. What is your favorite sit down restaurant? King's Chinesse Buffet On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 5 to 8 dollars. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Teryaki chicken breasts on salad..or chicken Pad Thai Name three foods you dislike above all others? Brussle Sprouts, Canned Tuna.....Canned Beans, bleck. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Onions, mushroom, bacon and double cheese. What do you like to put on your toast? Can't Believe it's not Butter and strawberry jam. What is your favorite type of gum? Big Red Number of contacts in your cell phone? Too Many..... Number of contacts in your email address book? Over two hundred  What is your wallpaper on your computer? Summer by Chip Legal Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Like i'm a gonna tell you that, hehehehe How many televisions are in your house? Two. What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Hard to believe but it's the coffee maker, lol. What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Classic Rock and current music. -- BI-OLOGY What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Legs...although most say my smile or my uh...*rack* Are you right handed or left handed? Both Do you like your smile? Yeah...sometimes. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Uh, no  Would you like to get something removed? Uh No..i'd like to keep all my parts thankyou! Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell.. When was the last time you had a cavity? Have one right now, grrrrr. What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? That would have to be Justin, lol...  Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yep, flat out cold, soooooooooo embaressing! --- MISC-OLOGY If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Meh..I don't think so. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Isabella...anything but what I currently have, lol. How do you express your artistic side? Paint Shop Pro. What color do you look best in? Blues...blacks...nuetrals. How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Oh gosh, I would'nt last a day...no puter ! Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I probably did when I was a kid How often do you go to church? Have you ever saved someones life? Yes...although at the time she did'nt want saving. Has someone ever saved yours? Yes...the Life Flight medics went above and beyond. --- DARE-OLOGY Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yeah, I could do that  Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? I could do that.too...it's only a kiss Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Uh no...I like my little fingers thankyou! Would you never blog again for $50,000? Nope..too addicted, lmao. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Uh....Do I get a sheet ? Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Uh nooooooooo ! Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Are you Crazy ! Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Nope...like the hair on my head too much. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yeah..I could do that.
Well...that's it for now...I think...i'm gonna go and blog hop if stupid MSN lets me, lol.
Nighters!
8月9日 My Day at The Beach
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