Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keep You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going! You are so special! Today is " online buddy day " . Send this to your friends online- even me.

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position.




IRISH WOMEN:


First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.



ITALIAN WOMEN:


First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.


Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.




JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.



CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.


Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.



INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.



BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive
dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins,her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: Guy is shot dead.

No third date.

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caesar miss u ..
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

also don't forget to put ur touch in my guest book

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Have I done something to piss you off?

It won't let me post this on your blog......stupid freaking msn.....catastrphic error my ass....


He says, Well, last night Fred came in my room for some Vaseline and I
> think I gave him my airplane glue.... OMFG!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Good luck with the week off, cruising and commenting.....lol....you'll cave....that's my bet!

have a good one (I'm digging the song.....DON'T TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.... I haven't heard it in forever.....)

C U round!

Hi! you seem like an awesome woman and I would love it so much if you could make a photo for me!!!
I would give you the photo but what you put on it is up to you!
It would be GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
Much love
Gianna xo

hey trish

how are you? i see you're an angel and i'm a devil. fine by me. i found ur site on angie's space, so if you're up tochatting, i'd love to chat with ya. my email is CAM_STUD@hotmail.com

hope to hear from you.

ciao

Hello Trish,
Tnx for dropping by, although a lot of my space is still in dutch. I bet you didn't understand it at all.
Never mind, maybe in the future.. But I do have a funny story for you.
Yesterday I want to Germany with a friend. Since we were there only for a short time I wanted to make a strong statement at arrival. I remembered the "strong words from J.F. Kenndy when he visited Berlin. "ICH BIN EIN BERLINER"
(I am a Berliner)
Too bad we went to Hamburg. ;)

Have a nice weekend (one more day to go, Yippie)

Fèri.

Just a note to say hello....Vicky

hey there.. just stoppin by and leaving a scribble.. hehe :P have a great day.. CIAO!

Just being a blog hopper here
Came across your site and just wanted to say hello
I enjoyed the reading here.

I am sure to drop in and see what is new
and give a hello from time to time.

If you do not mind me adding you to my list of "Blogs I Like"
Please let me know and I will add you there.

Hope you have a great and wonderful day!

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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” - Woody Allen

What a great Space! It was definitely worth the look (again?).
Now please come and visit mine… and Sign the Guestbook!
Aaron

I want to stop in again..but my entry brings it from 69 to 70 - SORRY ;) Anyway thanks for your comments. I love quotes that are true and make you think..brings me back down to life every now and then. Have a great day!!!!

Hey there.. awesome site!
Im just wondering how did you get the jennifer lopez pic up like that? Ive tried everything possible and cant figure it out.. lol Anyways. have a great day!

*kCee

hello! great space! i'm new to all this...think you could help me out? i'd like to put in a guestbook but i haven't a clue how...if you have a few hints i'd appreciate it a lot. anyways...again...great space! have a wonderful day!

Hey Trish,
I just loved the pics of the hotties!! Wow that woke me up. I will have to go cool off now. I need a man like that. Oh yeah I had one and he was a pain. (couldn't get him out of the gym) LOL

Hey Trish! Just poppin in to say H*E*L*L*O... I'm not doin very good lately on making my rounds.

Hope all is well and that u have a GREAT day!!!!

{{{HUGZ}}} <--------------- x 100

ps. guess what I had for lunch today.....?
*hehe* Nope, bacon & eggs =P

Do you know how to catch a unique rabbit?.........unique up on it:) Thanks for checking out my little Space. Yours is way cool. Visit me any time...tom g

hey.. thanks for that beautiful thing that u left in my guestbook..

nice space..
see ya around