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 Okay, so welcome to my Blogger's 101.  I'm telling you now that you are going to

be totaly boared outta your tree.  So grab a coffee so that you

won't fall asleep,

It's gonna be a long haul Amigos.

((You might need a pillow across your key board also as you might bang up your face when you fall asleep!))

Blogger's 101

1. The first thing is that I am not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

2.  Outta all the things that I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

3. I did not lose my marbles, I sold them on E-Bay.

4.  Okay, I'm going to be serious now.

5. My name is Trish Goddard.

6. I live here in Ontario Canada.

7. The craziest thing that I ever did, went bungee jumping and let me tell you, never again!  There is something about that, that just is not right about it at all.  Peeps were not meant to fly....not even with strings attached.

8. My favorite place in the world right now is St.John NB.  My hubby moved here from there when he was in his twenties.  We usually go home twice a year.  (My adopted home!)  I love it dearly.  I seriously would love to live there some day.  It is so beautifull.  My hubby went to school at a place called Millidgeville High (it's a french school now or something) and behind this school is like a, how to explain, like a path between trees that leads down to the waterfront.  We went down there once and it was a perfect clear day and the sun was going down.  There were deers running around and racoons and it was just really damn serene.

Mind you, it has it's downfalls too, like stay the heck off Rothsay Ave.  Needed new shocks after the first time that we ever went down there.  Makes the bumpy streets down here look just great.  Never gonna complain about the pot holes down here again.  Seriously.  So yeah, my heart belongs out east but my body is stuck here in Ontario.  Bummer.

9. I mostly dress in blues, but one of my new year's reseloutions was to start dressing in color! Woot whoo. Yeah.  So I went and added color pieces to my wardrobe.  No prints yet, not sure if I can do prints.

10. Pink is my favorite color, I know, how gurly.  In alot of ways, I really am not all that gurly.  I just like the color pink, not particularly for wearing it although I have perchused some pink pieces recently.  Most of my gurly make-up is pink. Pink eyeshadow and pink lipstick and grey eyeliner.  No cover up, my skin freaks out if I put that stuff on.

11. I don't really have a favorite food, I can't choose between Steak and sea food.  Love a good steak, medium rare and I love scallops.  So addicted.

12.  My favorite non alcoholic drink is Coke, lol.  Like who did'nt know that?  My favorite alcoholic drink is Sex on the Beach.  I just started consumming alcoholic drinks again after a three year no alchahol phase.  So acouple of those would knock me on my ass i bet.

13. I have an unreal phobia of Dogs of all things.  Is that not just messed?  I used to own a dog!  This is something that has developed over the past few years and it's getting nuts really.  I wish I could get over it already.

14. I am afraid of heights but i'll torture myself by going on rollercoasters. Upside down ones only.  Something about the harness gives me a false sense of security I guess.  Like that's going to save me if the damn thing falls off the track

15. I drive a 2001 Crysler Neon... I ♥ my Neon.  Just one bitty problem with it, it's an automatic.  I love standard....how else can I pretend to be a race car driver?  I keep forgeting it's not a standard and my hand will reach down for the stick shift. One of thease days i'm going to be doing 80 and drop it into neutral and there goes my tranny.....sheesh.

16. My favorite season is Spring. Love watching everything coming out of hiding, like the flowers and the leaves and the grass getting greener, on the other hand, all those pesky rabbits come outta hiding too! *Yikes*

17. I have a job, although I am on leave right now, been a pain in the ass to get back.  Trying though.  I work in a factory but the money is nothing to sneeze at so I think that I will keep it for awhile longer. Lol.

18.  I want to go back to school.  I don't want to work in a factory all my life.  I am thinking about a nurses aid or a paramedic.  However, the paramedic is losing. Don't know if I can handle car accidents and that type of thing, but then again, nurses have to deal with that also.  If I do decide to go back to school then things are gonna get tight around here and I'll need to go to night school for abit to brush up on the math and stuff.  So I don't know where I am at right now with that, but it is something that keeps invading my thoughts more and more.

19.  ((this is not going in any particular order, just what ever pops into my head)) So with that said....My favorite T.V show is Six Feet Under.  This show is just wicked awesome.  I don't think that I have ever been so nuts over one T.V show before.  I down loaded the whole fourth season off of the internet and watched it in like two days.  So hooked and so pissed that this year is going to be the final season. It seems that everytime I find a show that I like, it gets cancelled or ends it's run. Bummer, at least I have the first season yet to watch.  But I will have to go and rent that.  Can't find it on line......*sigh*

20.  I used to have a self confidence problem...Not sure exactly how I managed  to get over that.  But for once in my life, I am perfectly happy in my own skin.  I am happy with the way I look. 

21.  Currently ticked off, lol....I JUST ERASED from here up to 79 of my blogger's 101!!! Just thought that you might like to know that, lol.

22.  My favorite Store is Wal Mart! One stop shop.  I just wish that we had the super Wal Mart's like they do in the states.  24 hour Wally Marts would be great also!

23. I love to horseback riding.  Something about galloping through the fields and having the wind blow through your hair is so freeing.

24. I love love love motorcycles.  I used to have one and I miss it like crazy.  This is the time of year that I really miss it, when you see all the cycles starting to come out.  Ryding a motorcycle, your either gonna love it or hate it, there is no in-between.  And if you get hooked, it never leaves your blood.  Ever.

25.  I have two tattoos...want a third shortly.  I have a PoohBear on my left shoulder.  (He needs a touch up.) and I have Joey Forever.  I cheated with the pooh though, I got some Emla.  A skin numbing cream that you put on an hour before hand.  You hardly feel Jack.  The Joey tattoo, I went in to see how much it would cost to do and the guy was like 40 bucks and I'll do it right now.  I was like uh now?? Wtf? Yeah sure why not?  It hurt but nothing too crazy, it was just like this annoying constant burn....lol.  I want the chineese symbol for love on my ankel next.  Yeah but, the joey tattoo, I told hubby that if we ever split, he's gotta find me another joe....How messed is that?

26. My favorite sayin is 'messed' or 'how messed is that'.  But you probably figured that out by now, lol.

27.  I love MSN Spaces because it has opened a door to a whole new world filled with wonderfull peeps.  It is just amazing to see really how many great peeps are out there in blog land.  No matter who you are, your gonna feel like you belong here.  Even the haters and flamers can't ruin it.  Msn might suck ((remember the pantie sniffers?)) but they gave us thease wonderfull spaces to use.  Cheers.

28.  My puter is a Dell.  It's two years old.  Custom built, my hubby told them what he wanted in it, chose from a whole list of things,  and put together his dream machine wich I have taken over.  However when I go back to work, he's getting another one.....Work has a puter loan program so i inherite this since I've already commendeered it and he gets the ultimate gaming machine....lol.

29.  I crashed the puter once by googling 'Naked guys' yeah.  I got more than I bargined for really.  I got naked guys and then some.  I made the mistake of clicking on an image and got myself a trojan that corruppted my windows files...I have the original blog entry that I did on it, so perhaps I will run it again, lol.

30. I love to paint....I'll paint anything, walls, pictures, my nails redo furniture.  I love painting the walls best.  I hate white walls.  Like to have a bit of color in my life.

31. Love dill pickle chips, just thinking about that now because I have the munchies, lol.  The house is so quiet and I'm sitting here in the dark thinking about chips, lol.  Hubby is not home from work yet.

32. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a race car driver, lol.  I saw a movie called Heart like a Wheel when I was a kid.  It was about a female race car driver and I was like, i wanna do that too!  Has not happened yet.

33. One of my favorite movies is Titanic, I know, how corny is that.  I cried my eyes out when I saw that in the theaters.  Okay, sobbing bawling is a better discription.

34. I just saw Sean of the Dead recently and i gotta say, i almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard through out the movie.  Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor?

35.  As you can tell, I can't spell worth a damn, and the last two years of high school, I got exempted from writting my english exams.  So go figure... I think the longer you spend outta school, your brain turns to mush for sure.

36. I like to do the laundry, I really don't mind it.  Odd but true.  Don't really mind house work.  The guys help out sometimes so it's not all that bad, lol..

37. I love music, most any kinds, I have been known to blast Beethoven once inawhile, good house cleaning music.  I download most of my stuff of the net now. Can't remember the last time I actually bought a C.D.

38. Although Bruce Springsteen is one of my favorites, saw him twice in concert. Man he is the Boss.

39. My favorite actor is Sebastian Spence. Dude is a Canadian from Newfoundland.  He used to be on First Wave, a si fi show.  The show got canned.......*sigh*

40.  I had a minor fit when I turned 30.  Lol, go figure.  But it's been not so bad.

41. I kill house plants.  I have absoulutly no luck at all with them.  I either underfeed them, or drown them....  I love house plants, they look so pretty, but i guess that it just was not meant to bee.

42. I have been to India 3 times as a kid.  Okay, perhaps I should explain this.  I was adopted when I was 2 by my parents that raised me.  They are east indian and I am native and Italian, what a combo!  So i grew up eating curry and rice and I love spicey foods.  So India was pretty neat, one day perhaps I'll do a blog about it....lol.

43. I have been on airplanes as a child but now you could'nt pay me enough money to get on a plane.  Not now, not ever, this chick's feet are not leaving the ground.

44. I get bored very easily.  Really easy.  See, getting ants in my pants, lol.

45. My best friend in grade two was a kid named Eric Hey, I was the only gurl at his birthday party that year.  Lol.  Little blonde guy.  Him and his family moved away that year to London.  Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to little Eric Hey?  You ever wonder what happened to peeps who have crossed your path in life?  I bawled when that kid moved. lol.  Think that my parents where glad though.

46.  I got my first two wheeler when I was four.  Dad taught me how to ride it in one day....Don't think that I really had much of a choice.  If you knew my dad then you would understand.  Regardless, I remember bieng happy that I had learned how.

47. I took typing in highschool...so i can type pretty fast, however, lately my fingernails have been getting in to the way.  But when I go back to work, I'll break them all anyways so no worries.

48.  I have been to Australia.... no worries mate. Lol.  My parents have relatives all over the planet.  So ocassionaly we got to go and see some of them when we where kids.  I remember alot of that stuff.

49.  I have a brother and a sister.  My sister and me fought like cats and dogs.  She was vicious... She threw me out a second story window and i rolled down the roof of the covered front porch and landed in my mom's rose bushes.  Evil child.  She threw a book at me and cut my cheek, lol, she hit me over the head with her Adidas bag and cut my noggin.....*yikes*.   I bit her once and you would have thought that the world friggen ended.....sheesh.

50.(wooot wooo break out the champagne, half way there.) I am not a pushover. I have no problem standing up for what I believe in.  I can be a bit pig headed and stubbourn but I prefer to see it as bieng determind.....

51. My favorite holiday is Christmas, it's so much better when you have kids to share it with.  You can see the magic of Christmas through thier eyes.  It's so amazing.  It is such a family holiday.  I love that whole time of year.

52. I was born in Toronto Ontario.

53.  I spent most of my life in K-town and most of my life trying to get away from here, but somehow, I keep coming back.  Perhaps your heart knows where home really is even if yur head does not.

54. I am saving the person defining stuff for the end of this blog because probably no on will read it, lol.....By then they will be sleeping.  I really am a shy person.  So much so that I have been mistaken for a snob from time to time.  I usually wait for the other person to make contact, lol.  Once that happens then I am fine.  That is something that I wish that I could get over, lol. 

55. I love hot wings, the hotter the better.  Did not like them until I met Joe.  Joe never had an Ice Cap in his life until he met me.

56. My first car was a 72 Toyota Celica....My second car was an 85 Mustang, 5 liter with posi rear end...Man that biatch could move.  Smoke some serious rubber.

57.  Still don't know what a Chav is, can someone enlighten me?

58. My family is my life.

59. This I don't like to admit, but I smoke. I think that it is a dirty and disgusting habit but I can't seem to permenantly cut it out.  The longest that I quite for was one year and I made the mistake of having one and telling myself that one would not hurt....Yeah right, one year down the drain.

59.  Some days I feel totaly clueless. (my sign day)

60.  I love hair dye...My hair has been almost every color under the sun.  Right now it is jet black and I am going to streak it red....and i mean red.

61. I can't dance, only when i'm drinking, then i don't care if I look like I'm doing the chicken dance, lol.

62. I got a speeding ticket that I keep forgetting to pay....duh, hope that i don't end up in jail for the weekend or something crazy.

63. When I was a kid, my mom used to call me M&M, stands for motor mouth.

64. My favorite toy as a kid was my Cabage Patch Kid.

65. I wish that I could be more witty and worldly, somedays I feel like dorky lil ole me.  Hi, my name is Trish *shakes hands* I am a dork....lol.

66. One thing that I could change about myself, uhhh, let's see now.  I would try to lose the sarcasim, I can be a sarcastic biatch at times, so I wish that I could stop that whole sarcastic Bs...lol.

67. I am a blogaholic, oh wait, you all know that already.  Okay, hmmmm, well,  Okay, my favorite pie is pumpkin pie, I can eat like the whold pie in one sitting.

68.  I have trust issues...I don't trust peeps all that easy or I do when I should'nt.

69. Lmao, uh n/m, long night, lol.  Okay so we are alittle more than half way there. I love pictures.  I have a ton of photo albums and I must of spent a fortune on pic's from Wally Mart and all that Jazz.

70. I love going to the drive-in in the summer.  They have all nighters on the long weekends, 4 movies for 12 bucks, not too shabby.  The food there sucks so we smuggle in our own.  I know, bad bad gurl.

71. I love love rocky road ice cream...I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

72. I like to eat mayo and ketchup mixed together on my french fries.

73. I have the sloppiest hand writting ever.  I can't even read it never mind anyone else reading it.

74. I've jumped off of the cliffs of georgian bay.  So high, you have to wear sneakers or your gonna seriously hurt your feet.  Did it one year in the middle of April.  The water was so cold that you litteraly go into shock, u don't feel it after a couple of seconds.

75. I called the humane society once to come and rescue this poor little squirrel that got run over by a car.  The poor thing was still alive and pulling himself around the backyard by his two front legs.  It was cold and rainy.  I asked them to come and get him and put him outta his misery the poor thing. 

76. I am good at problem solving, not much fizzes on me at all.  I see the glass as half full 99 percent of the time.  I really believe that every cloud has a silver lining.

77. I am a survivor.

78. I download most of my music of the net, *slap hand* I know, bad gurl.

79. I love water sports......and whipped cream and ice cubes.

80. I got kicked off an international flight once because I broke out into chicken pox somewhere over Germany.  Not to thrilling.  Really.

81. I rolled a mazda once, not even my car, someone else's.  It was snowing and I was on a little two lane highway in the middle of nowhere and I hit a big slush patch and the car went weeeeeee, flip.

82. I love kick boxing, best form of exercising there is.

83. I almost died once.

84. Convinced that there is a God.

85. My mom was an old school disaplinarian.  I swear she used to buy wooden spoons just for our asses.  One thing that I learned, never laugh at your mother when she breaks a spoon on your ass.  She let me have it with her wire bristle hair brush.... I had pin cushion ass.

86. My dad was even older school, he believed in the belt.  We used to hide them on him, lol. 

87. The stupid government keeps auditing me every year, like wtf is with that? You think that they could pick on someone else for a change?

88. I love rainy days.  I love the sound of the rain on the roof and it is perfect for sleeping.

89. I am addicted to teddy bears.  I love em.  I got em everywhere, stuffed, ceramic little knick knack bears.  Buy my kids ton's of bears. 

90. I love sports, hockey and football.  Pissed that the stupid hockey leauge could not get it together this year.

91.  I don't like bieng judged.....The only person who has the right to judge me is God and or myself.  Before you think about judging someone else, look in your own backyard first.

92. I hate racisim.  We are all peeps, there is only one race, and that is the human race.

93. I don't like the fact that there are children in the world starving to death everyday.  I wish that nobody ever went hungry.

94. I can't stand crazy drivers! The ones that cut you off and, well you know the types.

95. Hiding the dirty stuff way down here where no one's gonna read, lol. Okay, not to many peeps know this, and I will deny it! Lol......((i "had fun" with a chick once)) tried it, did'nt like it, was not my cup of tea.  Are your jaw's on the ground yet????? Yeah well mine too, don't know if this gonna make it to the final copy....

96. I am the most organized person I know.  Everything has it's place and all that stuff.

97.  I am allergic to almost everything outside....and inside, lol.  Dust, ragweed, pollan, freshly cut grass, anything furry and fluffy. 

98.  I get wicked migrains, so bad that I have to go and get the stupid IV at the stupid hospital ((hate the hospital, can u tell?))

99. I found my soul mate.

100. There is a reason why everything happens, and God only gives you as much as you can handle......What ever does not kill you, only makes you stronger.  Moto's that has helped me get through so much..

101. I am glad for all the wonderfull people that I have met here in Spaces.

And there you have it folks, my 101.